- jessica\ simpson
- 1. (jessica simpson) (1970↑, 408↓)A woman who is probably set for life financially, not because of her music career, but through capitilizing on her disgustingly anencephalic stupidity. She makes Dubya look like Enstein.
Dick: "Think I'll go kill some brain cells". Harry: "You gonna sniff some glue with me?" Dick: "Naw, man. I'm gonna go watch "Newlyweds" on EmpTy V.
Author: Aw Yeah http://jessica-simpson.urbanup.com/7799162. (jessica simpson) (1716↑, 486↓)the dumbest bitch on the face of the earth..proof that looks can get you moneyJessica: i didn't know buffalos had wings?\!?\!
Author: imnickmywifeisadumbbitch http://jessica-simpson.urbanup.com/5470443. (Jessica Simpson) (1662↑, 503↓)Hot as hell but dumb as fuck\!The two extremes.
Author: Luka http://jessica-simpson.urbanup.com/7285584. (Jessica Simpson) (898↑, 313↓)Has everything a man wishes of a woman: 1. Big breasts 2. Big ass 3. No brainJessica Simpson? That dumbass blonde? I don't care, I'd still fuck her.
Author: Fuckitall http://jessica-simpson.urbanup.com/17857585. (jessica simpson) (657↑, 407↓)Born and raised in Dallas, Texas, she made her first mark in the genre of contemporary Christian music. In the late 90's, she landed a record deal with Columbia records. The first album she debut then was Sweet Kisses which unleashed the singles "I Wanna Love You Forever," "I Think I'm In Love," and "Where You Are." Her next album Irresistable in 2001 was also a hit record with the title track spawned and accomplishing the Hot 100 (\#15), the Rhythmic Top 40 (\#12), Top 40 Mainstream (\#3) and Top 40 Tracks (\#5). Her next album is titled In This Skin, which is described by Simpson as "uplifting and real". She is also an often extremely overrated girl in terms of her looks. She has a square jaw, square face, square cheekbones, a strong nose with a bump on the bridge, lips that can only appear pronounce with appropriately applied lipstick, projecting eyebrow ridges, and simple eyes with no flair unless drastically aided by eyeshadow or eyeliner. She would be most suitable as a fairly handsome man if not an average one. Only with good airbrushing, directing of her face to the camera, and other means of softening her look would make her passable as feminine. Her body is curvaceous and overall nice as it is. Her hair appears healthy enough. Yet, the credit to her looks lies in her media-attributed sex appeal, the prancing in her videos, and other aspects of a [bubblegum] star along with her hair and body. She is indeed a [butterface]. She also appears remarkably stupid whether it's due to a bit of acting or not in her NewlyWeds reality show starring her and her husband Nick Lachey of 98 Degrees.1.) Jessica Simpson is so beautiful. She has gorgeous blonde hair and a great body.*No actual reference to her face. 2.) *in reference to face* Fairly attractive, don't ya think? Beautiful, even so. *generic and delusioned regard of facial beauty whether it be under that mane of shiny blonde hair, alone, with drastic make-up and/or airbrushing, etc. 3.) She looks mannish with that "manjaw" and square face. *correct* 4.) She looks as plain as a Jane, her facial features are so simple and bland regardless of the make-up. *correct* 5.) Good pipes, good stage presence, energy, lots of vibe. *decent compliment*
Author: Anthony T. http://jessica-simpson.urbanup.com/11080436. (Jessica Simpson) (624↑, 386↓)The poster child for abortion. If the conservatives could just see the slight possibility that aborting a fetus prevents another blonde bimbo from starting a singing career, they would quit bombing clinics.That fucking Pizza Hut commercial with the winged buffalo.
Author: varietylevel13 http://jessica-simpson.urbanup.com/6484847. (Jessica Simpson) (360↑, 171↓)1. Female "Singer" who has obtain millions by splurting out dumb questions and statements. She's married to another equal semi-famous "Singer", Nick, Who probably married her because he wasn't listen to what she was saying when they were dating. Crazy/Beautiful is the best term for this girl. 2. To be a woman who looks like one of God's perfect gifts to earth, but is in fact an insult to anyone with a brain. 3. To obtain millions for being a dumb-ass.1. "Dude, why you watching Newlyweds?... Oh my, Jessica got her head stuck in the toilet again\! She needs to stop kicking, she scuffing up her gold-plated floors." 2."We were watching a show about Dinosaurs and she asked if it was actual footage... She's such a Jessica Simpson." 3. "He slipped on dry ground in the store, but they still settled with him for 1.2 million. Freakin' Jessica Simpson\!"
Author: Trevor Anderson http://jessica-simpson.urbanup.com/10076558. (jessica simpson) (130↑, 22↓)The only person alive that can't see the difference between chicken and tuna.*Jessica simpson eating 'sea chicken' (tuna)* Jessica: is this chicken or tuna? Nick Lachey: omg..
Author: Weapons of no mass destruction http://jessica-simpson.urbanup.com/19647019. (jessica simpson) (142↑, 62↓)probably the dumbest living fuck on the face of the earth. she is only famous because she is "hot" as told by my friends omar and joe.jessica simpson: it says chicken of the sea, but i thought it was fish, which is it?
Author: thegfofjoe http://jessica-simpson.urbanup.com/174402810. (jessica simpson) (93↑, 26↓)The better Simpson. So what if she's dumb, at least she isn't a poser like [ashlee].Jessica Simpson: This says baby food. Is it food or is it baby?
Author: Angelacia http://jessica-simpson.urbanup.com/239567711. (Jessica Simpson) (89↑, 22↓)Female who pretends to be stupid for attention and high ratings.I find it appauling that girls think you have to pull a Jessica Simpson to be noticed.
Author: \jessica\ simpson*Foxy Lady*\jessica\ simpson http://jessica-simpson.urbanup.com/203284812. (jessica simpson) (194↑, 141↓)One word-FAKE. Sure she can sing and is nice and all, but the fact that she relies on a REALITY SHOW to get an IMAGE which that IMAGE is selling records and is the only reason she's successful is SAAAAAAADDDD. She said so herself she purposely acts dumb for the cameras.Jessica Simpson's career will not last because Reality TV is not going ot be popular forever.
Author: dfsdfsd http://jessica-simpson.urbanup.com/123496713. (jessica simpson) (74↑, 32↓)an individual who has been terribly sheltered for too long. her parents still run her life, especially her father (who seems rather suspicious and creepy). she has also been spoiled, but not to a point that would ruin her personality. jessica simpson is often credited by magazines for being one of the most attractive women in the world. unfortunately, a lot of INDIVIDUALS beg to differ. while she was blessed with a very good body, her face is not too attractive and she requires heavy makeup to bring emphasis to her eyes instead of her nose and squared jaw. her voice is great but not exactly put to good use as far as music goes, having the back beats destroy the way she flows. her hair is platinum blonde, much as any other pop star's. she seems quite a bit like almost all of the girls that one sees nowadays on networks such as [MTV] and [VH1]'s top lists. her intellect is questionable. televised, she seems to have the personality of a rock and a brain the size of an aspirin. whether this is an act or it is realistic is a good question. if it is an act, she is very disrespectable for putting on such a derogatory show in order to make money, for it does not just disrespect her, but also the female gender. if, in fact, she really is that dumb... well, i'd blame her parents for focusing more on her celebrity life than her brain, for she seems like she has the potential to be at least moderately smart. jessica simspon, in my own opinion, is overrated and highly ANNOYING. however, many males (as well as female fans of her music and role as daisy duke in the recent production of "[the dukes of hazzard]") will beg to differ that she is a "blessing" and a "gift from god." that's actually just their erections talking. jessica simpson kind of gives girls a bad name, idea, and self-image with her "innocent" personality paired with her risque behaviors/photoshoots/etc. she is slowly becoming lindsey lohan-esque.average male: jessica simpson is gorgeous. average female: ... *sadface*
Author: pandrea http://jessica-simpson.urbanup.com/189198414. (jessica simpson) (68↑, 49↓)Do people consider stupidity hott or someting? Thats just really sad\!Her and her ugly ass sister make me wanna puke\!
Author: Enna B. http://jessica-simpson.urbanup.com/98574415. (jessica simpson) (59↑, 42↓)a hot blonde who everyone thinks is dumb, but is actually intelligent enough to play dumb to make moneyChicken? Tuna? Let the dollars roll in\! I'm fucking Jessica Simpson\!
Author: K-Train http://jessica-simpson.urbanup.com/209719116. (jessica simpson) (67↑, 50↓)one of the ugliest bitchiest movie stars out there. she pretends to be dumb so guys will like her she's as dumb as they get she has no talent, the only reason she's famous is because of her big boobs and butt and dyed blond hair. i don't know why people think she's pretty. she's uglier than shit. ashlee is way prettier, nicer, and smarterguy: have you seen jessica simpson's new movie? other guy:yeah she's such a fake
Author: me777 http://jessica-simpson.urbanup.com/187958917. (jessica simpson) (20↑, 6↓)plastic whoreplastic ass, nose, & boobs. jessica simpson is a plastic lookin bitch.
Author: nancytron G http://jessica-simpson.urbanup.com/367030818. (jessica simpson) (45↑, 31↓)Gawd, she really does irritate me.. LOL But it was so funny on her reality show "Nick & Jessica"..Jessica Simpson: uH like Nick, why does this can say Chicken Under The Sea, I mean how do chickens like live, under the sea?\!?\!? Nick: Jessica, it's tuna. Jessica: DUR DA DURRRRR
Author: Lilliaa http://jessica-simpson.urbanup.com/183504519. (jessica simpson) (66↑, 53↓)a super-sluty reality tv star who acts dumb who's not even a real blonde. she's an embarrasment to us blondes cos she's so classless and dresses in house clothes in her videos and cant afford to buy a bra.Jessica is so classless, could she atleast wear chamois in cleaning their window?
Author: reese http://jessica-simpson.urbanup.com/91525020. (Jessica Simpson) (23↑, 12↓)a stupid blonde bimbo who can't act and for some reason appeals to the majority of the male population even though she's got a big-ass nose.Jessica Simpson sucks in that lame movie Blonde Ambition.
Author: cassiebabyy http://jessica-simpson.urbanup.com/276882921. (jessica simpson) (51↑, 40↓)a dumb blonde who got cosmetic surgery on her face.Jessica Simpson is such a dumb blonde
Author: Quenetteo http://jessica-simpson.urbanup.com/145774722. (Jessica Simpson) (49↑, 41↓)stupid byotch, plain and simple.Is it chicken or tuna..?
Author: loooorrnadoonnne http://jessica-simpson.urbanup.com/132575523. (jessica simpson) (63↑, 57↓)a freshly turned out whore.Daddy put Jessica Simpson on the track and she gave it up to all those graffiti guys. You could paint 3 murals with some of that azz.
Author: anonymous http://jessica-simpson.urbanup.com/109702824. (jessica simpson) (15↑, 10↓)Only loved by her parents because of her looks. Her dad only cares that she has double D's\! Skank and the stupidest person on the face of the earth, no lie\! She mooches off everyone she can because she couldn't sell enough records. Can someone please tell me why she still gets to go to award shows?\!? Could also be used as a synonym for stupid (see example)Your so Jessica Simpson\!
Author: dontaskme http://jessica-simpson.urbanup.com/268665925. (Jessica Simpson) (15↑, 10↓)A former pop star who never exactly claimed the success of [Britney Spears] in the music department, who has completely ruined her once lovable and pretty image with bad plastic surgery, and has had a pretty shitty music career ever since divorcing [Nick Lachey] which forced her to switch into becoming an actress.. which is just plain wrong\!Jessica Simpson's last cd 'A Public Affair', sold less than a million copies while [Ashlee Simpson]'s last CD sold over 3.5 million copies, maybe should get back with Nick to rekindle her success\!
Author: CallyLove http://jessica-simpson.urbanup.com/254669626. (jessica simpson) (30↑, 26↓)proof that blondes are dumb. the stereotypical blonde bimbo with epic tits and a fake tan. i doubt SHE was the one who initiated the divorce. her husband probably had some sense knocked into him finally. is now dating a smart brunette and is making millions by pretending to be depressed and heartbroken about the split (his new album).person 1: jessica simpson is dumb, but nick lachey is a smart man for leaving her. person 2: she left HIM. person 1: yeah, he left her.
Author: blah blah blahhhhhhhhh http://jessica-simpson.urbanup.com/231401427. (jessica simpson) (48↑, 45↓)When Jessica first came onto the scene in 1999, no one cared about her. No one cared about her with her 2nd album. But once she got the reality show and pretended to be incredibly stupid, people paid attention to her and she is now the most overexposed person in Hollywood. I HATE HER WITH A PASSION.Why do people care about her 6 years after she releases her first album?? Oh, I don't know, maybe because people get enjoyment out of people who pretend to be stupid for some reason.
Author: elladrew http://jessica-simpson.urbanup.com/119838728. (jessica simpson) (42↑, 43↓)A stupid, dumb slut. Enough said.Jessica Simpson should go jump off a bridge and die\!
Author: loserxcore http://jessica-simpson.urbanup.com/140853729. (jessica simpson) (61↑, 62↓)a dumb blonde conservative twit with really big boobs and a huge nose. enjoys telling herself that tunafish is chicken, that she's attractive, and often flaunts her stupidity by making fun of herself. she also enjoys selling dumb records and performing for president bush. her 15 mins were up before they even started."is this chicken what i have? or is it fish? i know it's tuna...but it says chicken of the sea\!" *slaps dumb bitch* shut up dumb bitch\!
Author: alissenn manssenn http://jessica-simpson.urbanup.com/89299030. (Jessica Simpson) (8↑, 11↓)a famous blonde celebrity who only pretends to be stupid because she's an attention whorejessica simpson and nick lachey broke up.
Author: kritters http://jessica-simpson.urbanup.com/274374931. (jessica simpson) (26↑, 30↓)she looks like a man for christ's sake. look at her manly butt chin. have you seen her without makeup? she'd make a cute gay male. im not even kidding. if you jack off to her, then you'd jack off to her, then you'd probaby jack off to a blown up cartoony doll.i bet jessica simpson was born a man and had tons of surgery from it's rich parents.
Author: nicky lachey http://jessica-simpson.urbanup.com/202350532. (Jessica Simpson) (5↑, 10↓)To do, copy, and bash everything an ex-girlfriend of your boyfriend did/does like Jessica Simpson did to Carrie Underwood.Person 1: Oh my gosh, she's such a copy cat\! Person 2: I know\! She's totally Jessica Simpson-ing it\! Alternative: She's totally J.S.ing it\!
Author: sjghazosejtog http://jessica-simpson.urbanup.com/330219533. (jessica simpson) (41↑, 46↓)A extremely suggestive Bimbo who pretends to be a good ChristianJessica Simpson was good enough a Christian to say so on SIN H1 and SIN TV and good enough a Christian to supporte George W Bush yet she couldnt find anything in the Bible that would convinve her to give one cent to tsunami relief
Author: ROB http://jessica-simpson.urbanup.com/100159934. (Jessica Simpson) (42↑, 48↓)A lady I'd like to stick it to."I would like to recieve oral sex from that Jessica Simpson.
Author: Stuart James http://jessica-simpson.urbanup.com/146926735. (Jessica Simpson) (37↑, 47↓)Britney Spears's counterpart in stupidity. She is tha stupidest thang on tha planet\! She lip sings, she gets men that are into stupid people like her and she makes music videos that make men act stupid like her. Its called tha Stupid Simpson Spell.Jessica Simpson is so dumb that if she had to pick between $1,000,000 and 2 cents she would say "2 cents is better than $1,000,000\!" Cuz she aint smart.
Author: Balla Boi http://jessica-simpson.urbanup.com/145388936. (jessica simpson) (74↑, 86↓)a girl who is so fucking hot it doesn't even matter that she's dumb."she cant spell dude\!" "who gives a shit shes like jessica simpson id lube up and make love to the arches of her feet if i could"
Author: T Cash http://jessica-simpson.urbanup.com/159283837. (Jessica Simpson) (12↑, 25↓)A fun loving southern girl who is gorgeous and loves to laugh. Jessica Simpsons are loved by many, except for the ones who are jealous of them. May not be the smartest ones on the planet, but they don't care what other people think of them, because inside, they know who they are and what kind of person they are.She is SUCH a jessica simpson.
Author: phoebeeee http://jessica-simpson.urbanup.com/221840238. (Jessica Simpson) (40↑, 53↓)God's gift to man. She is so fuckin' sexy. She has gorgeous tits and a perfect ass. I wouldn't mind banging her.Jessica Simpson is a sexy beast.
Author: Elliott Johnson http://jessica-simpson.urbanup.com/165649439. (jessica simpson) (166↑, 179↓)The greatest singer on the planet, and hot as he*l\!Hey Jess, let's have Buffalo Chicken Pizza sometime\!
Author: Piranha http://jessica-simpson.urbanup.com/115860140. (jessica simpson) (23↑, 36↓)chicken or tuna.....?i know it taste like chicken but its tuna....durr
Author: simpleplanfan http://jessica-simpson.urbanup.com/64916841. (jessica simpson) (9↑, 23↓)a girl who can actually sing ,actually has a voice and doesn't lip sing so people should stop being a bitch to her ..i mean if we're gonna talk slutty and dumb here ..lets aim out pistols at the pussy cat dolls aka whores. Jessica isn't a slut also because she and her sister both said no to playboy =]Wow..first time in celebrity history. Jessica Simpson is the only girl who said no to playboy\!\!
Author: Kelly_hotness http://jessica-simpson.urbanup.com/234100642. (jessica simpson) (52↑, 67↓)A person who snorts cocaine in the bathrooms of nightclubs with Lindsey Lohan.Look at that Jessica Simpson snorting coke over there\!
Author: Matt Clark http://jessica-simpson.urbanup.com/108418143. (Jessica Simpson) (22↑, 40↓)A woman who's dumber than and makes millions by being stupid. Has niceI love ProActive because... It WORKED for me\! -Jessica Simpson
Author: Tereth http://jessica-simpson.urbanup.com/107572444. (jessica simpson) (114↑, 132↓)Jessica Simpson is a woman who was graced at birth with beauty, talent, and a fun personality. She isn't well liked, because she has so much money, fame, looks, and a hot husband. She makes money off acting stupid (or maybe she is, we don't know) People seem to think she's bitchy even though they have never met her, and on tv she comes off very nice. The thing that pisses me off, is that fact that you all say that she's slutty even though she was very open about the fact that she was going to stay a virgin until marriage. She wears nice clothes that cover up most everything and just because she has big boobs doesn't mean she's a slut, it just means she is lucky. You little 12 year old CS players need to go pwn some n00bs because your imput is not needed here. Go try to find some morals...then see how idiotic calling jessica simpson a slut is...if you want a slut....go find britneyJessica Simpson is married to Nick Lachey, they had their own MTV show called the Newlyweds in which they became rich and famous...her most favorite line is from the "chicken from the sea" episode
Author: Get_off_the_computer_LAZY_ass_and_find_some_morals http://jessica-simpson.urbanup.com/100113445. (jessica simpson) (35↑, 54↓)a gorgeous woman with very nice boobs.she has a very hot body and very sexy legs.jessica simpson is what most woman should look like
Author: carl911 http://jessica-simpson.urbanup.com/167114846. (jessica simpson) (18↑, 38↓)Who cares? Let 1999 go. Anything produced by MTV post-january 2, 2000 is crap. Staged, pre-produced crap. Most of the suburban white kids who, from early 1998 to December 31 1999 7:00 pm ran home, turned on TRL, and called their friends to tell them that TRL was on, resorted to napster after Y2K started. "Why watch videos on MTV when I can download the whole album, some porn, and sell hardcore photos of myself to loser males?". Newlyweds is a show mostly watche ghetto blacks and trashy wiggers who can barely afford soap and groceries, let alone cable and satelite television. Newlyweds is irrelevant, outdated crap that is neither intellectual nor pop culture. It's irrelevant shit.Let's watch Newlyweds which MTV watchers thinks is part of the hot reality craze (they also think that the reality television craze began with survivor in 2000, when the reality television craze began in 1991 with The Real World).
Author: smartguy5858 http://jessica-simpson.urbanup.com/102927747. (jessica simpson) (71↑, 92↓)this beautiful women maybe dityz at times, but is a good singer with a lot of talent. shes not the dumbest blonde in in the world...she just doesnt think things all the way through before she talks, which all of us do at times. everyone just needs to leave her alone for being herself and stop making fun of her because shes "a dumb blonde". jessica simpson has a lot of good quailties and should be recognized for them. stop calling jessica simpson a "dumb blonde bitch"\! shes not as dumb as she may apear to be, and she is a powerful role model for youn girls\!jessica simpson is not a dumb blonde\! she is a beautiful person with a lot of talent.
Author: chris smith http://jessica-simpson.urbanup.com/75902348. (jessica simpson) (26↑, 48↓)A beautiful woman. She has the best legs and feet in the entire world. Her yummy golden legs are flawless, and she has beautiful painted toenails as well. She has such great legs and feet that myspace has an ad of her, with only a picture of Jessica's delicious lower body. It is really obvious its her legs, because it just looks that damn good\!Alan: "What do you jerk off to at your computer?" John: "Well, I likes feet and legs. I'm gonna go with Jessica Simpson tonight\! Can't beat those chick's legs and feet\!" Alan: "Awesome. I'm gonna ask my gf to give me a Jessica Simpson" (footjob)
Author: Matt Leinart http://jessica-simpson.urbanup.com/187046849. (jessica simpson) (29↑, 51↓)jessica simpson is one of the most beautiful girls ever to grace this earth with her presence. newlyweds on mtv has to be the funniest and most awesome show ever to live. jessica simpson has the most beautiful vioce ever so all you bitches who thinks shes a dumbass your really the dumbases you just think because your ugly and cant sing or get yourself and hott boy/girl means you can go off on a girl who can. so stop being jealous and get some plastic surgery.jessica simpson is my look a like\!
Author: beautifulme\! http://jessica-simpson.urbanup.com/116435050. (Jessica Simpson) (45↑, 67↓)Jessica is an incredible gift to this world. She entered this world with Beauty, Innocence, Personality and Huge Talent. People hate on her for bring real, for being herself. Jessica has eveything that every girl would ever want; Beauty, Talent, Money and a Beautiful Family and Husband... To top it all of, she is a wonderful person. People who hate on her are clearly just jealoous of her, and who can blame them. Jessica is a fantastic idol for any girl who has a dream. We LOVE Jessica and HATE people who HATE on her with no legible reasoning\!Listen to Jessica Simpson's In This Skin, and you will hear many things: Love. Romance. Sexuality. Sweetness. Maturity. Peace of Mind. Yet chief among the things you will hear is the sound of a woman becoming her own person and staying true to her heart.
Author: Amy A. & Amy F. http://jessica-simpson.urbanup.com/110494751. (jessica simpson) (25↑, 47↓)The chick on MTV that everyone loves. She's very pretty, isn't a slut, but she annoys me more than Britney Spears ever did (which was a lot). Whether she acts or is dumb isn't an issue, it is stupid and she ain't funny\! She is moody as hell, and was stuck up on her faith, but you never see her go to church on the show and I hear her father, (a former baptist preacher) left his church after she became fameous. She also made her husband Nick, formally a devout Catholic (like my self currently), convert\! She always has to have it her way and is slowly making her talentless sister Ashlee turn into a lesbo. One more thing, I despise how she ruins classics.I refused to watch the holiday special w/ my girlfiend b/c on the preview for it I saw her doing the scene from A Christmas Story where the tongue gets stuck to the flag pole. HOW DARE SHE BUTCHER SUCH A CLASSIC????\!\!\!\!
Author: Steve http://jessica-simpson.urbanup.com/102604252. (jessica simpson) (27↑, 51↓)A person who has an IQ of -123 and who looks upto her sister and is so dumb that she married Nick and stayed with him. He secretly cheats on her with me\!\!She's a jessica simpson
Author: Kaleema http://jessica-simpson.urbanup.com/109108853. (jessica simpson) (24↑, 48↓)a wanna be diva who has natural boobs and a super hunky boyfriend.you don't have to marry that slut nick\! i wanna fuck you\! i'm juicier than her\!
Author: ashlee http://jessica-simpson.urbanup.com/89378654. (Jessica Simpson) (20↑, 46↓)my idol and favourite person in the world. she is talented stunning beyond words and genuine. i wish i was exactly like her.\<3Jessica Simpson is a role model to anyone.
Author: audreyhepburn http://jessica-simpson.urbanup.com/158871355. (jessica simpson) (10↑, 37↓)she is pretty, has a kind of nice voice, and acts dumb, but she has no ass, she fakes one by wearing butt padsjessica simpson in the video these boots are made for walkin
Author: Sarah La'Shay http://jessica-simpson.urbanup.com/156866356. (jessica simpson) (12↑, 40↓)the hottest girl ever i mean shes HOT the Dukes of Hazzard was th BEST movie ever p.s. nick is a hater hey guys she turned down having dinner with bush she has to have some sensejessica simpson is sooooo hot i wi sh i looked like her -paris hilton
Author: M. Ghandi http://jessica-simpson.urbanup.com/173674957. (Jessica Simpson) (34↑, 64↓)Is A beautiful talented woman\!Singing... Acting ( mainly acting stupid on newlyweds)
Author: Lucee http://jessica-simpson.urbanup.com/78003558. (jessica simpson) (17↑, 50↓)Jessica Simpson is a pop star singer a hot girl but one really stupid dumb blond\! proof that she is dumber than u\!Jessica SSimpson is the \#1 dumb blond ever\! literally\!
Author: pia http://jessica-simpson.urbanup.com/54272359. (jessica simpson) (36↑, 70↓)Probably the hottest fucking chick in the world. She is hot all day even without makeup. Nick is probably the luckiest guy out there. He gets to hit that ass anytime he wants. Hell Yeah.Kid 1 "Jessica Simpson is so hot\!" Kid 2 "Yeah I know I would fuck that shit all nite long."
Author: PENIS WRINKLE http://jessica-simpson.urbanup.com/124564760. (jessica simpson) (26↑, 74↓)Jessica Simpson...ROCKS i luv her...and has the best voice out of all the so called pop stars(cough cough hilary duff) out there...her and Christina A.\!\!\!\! rock on chickie\!\!\! we luv ya\!\!\!Tamara(me) he momma and daddy guess whats comin on tonight\!?\!?\!? NEWLYWEDS\!\!\! Mom: oh no..ur not wacthin that downstairs u have to go to your room 4 that...that dizy girl Dad: o0o0 (in a very mean way) o jessica..jessica Me: its funneh i luv that show\!\!\!
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